I DID THE THING!
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i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,
You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me
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In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name…
sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGOThis makes a frightening amount of sense.
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this is ten times more emotional and impactful than the original
before i read the bubbles i though, “i cant do this. i’m not strong enough”
A true classic returns
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LUPITA NYONG’O
2019 British Academy Britannia Awards, Beverly Hills (Oct 25, 2019)(via ghostclvb)
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#this does not fill me with confidence
yeah the glass sucks but it’s still no match for our shitty weak bears
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@marsupialpudding is this u
oof, pretty much.